[at the dinner table]
"dear jesus, thank you for this day. thank you for letting us spend time together as a family. and thank you for this...uh...."
[looks at his plate critically and then up at me with a squinty eye]
"mom...what is this stuff anyway??"
[sigh] "Corned beef hash and biscuits, buddy."
"Yeah. Thanks for THAT, Jesus. Amen."
Could there be a sweeter compliment? *laughing* At least he cleaned his plate!